Surfing to a NEW WEBSITE?
Yes. I’ve been silent all this while because I was told I would be spanked if I spoke. Most of you may think I like spanking. However, this is not true.
I am now willing to risk a spanking.
Yes. A new website is on it’s way. Think 3G, think iphone, but without 3G or the iphone. It’s extraordinary.
Much has been going on, and I encourage you to join me on
facebook where all of my exploits are revealed on a minute by minute basis.
Meanwhile, begin the countdown.
The countdown towards supreme happiness.
Yes! Supreme Happiness.
Seriously.
No, I’m serious.
I mean this.
Really.
Why won’t you believe me when I say this?
I’ve said this, what, at least five times now, and it’s as if I’m not even here, or as if I’m just mouthing the words.
Who the hell do you think you are? No, really - you just waltz around the web as if you own it (ha, that’s a “lol” laugh), looking at a blog here and there, porn elsewhere, and then when someone sits down to have a serious talk with you about Supreme Happiness - you dis them.
Whatever. I don’t care if you’re waiting for the Supreme Happiness or not, it’s coming. And it doesn’t care about you. Because it will make you supremely happy regardless of whether you’re mentally present or not.
So wait. Be ready. IT’s coming.
WHAT’S COMING??
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
